This is what passes for intellectual conversation this days (via I.M.):

medros: mmmmmm--- KRISPY KREME...
jbrown68: what?? i thought you weren't a fan of krispy kreme.
medros: I'm a fan of all donuts
were it set up like the pepsi challenge, I would choose dunkin donuts over krispy kreme and 4 out of 5 dentists would agree
but in this oasis of donuts, I will eat krispy kreme