Break 1
Now gift wrap is moving.

• Favorite gift card at 8:17 p.m.: "A gift you can't refuse" on The Godfather DVD set.
  
• My index finger is black and sticky from the tape.
  
• Most cliched gift card at 9:23 p.m.: "A gift you can't refuse" on The Godfather DVD set.
  
• Someone bought 65 copies of The Cake Mix Doctor (which granted is a good book) to give as gifts.
  
• Ugly expensive shoes are indeed better than cheap cute ones.