Dedication to My Teeth

You know how much fun it is going to the dentist? Well imagine lying back in the chair, the dentist's pointy thing scrapping the tartar off your teeth, picking at your gums until they bleed, that annoying light shining in your eyes. Now, at the same time, picture your hands reaching out in front of you to grab the legs of the wriggling toddler who is sitting on your lap because he refused to play nicely on the floor, trying to keep him as well as the book and toy phone also on your stomach from flying off of you, while also trying to prevent said toddler from placing his hand in the spittoon. Yeah. That kind of fun.