Flush

You're sitting at the table, eating dinner when you hear the clatter of a toilet lid. Nothing too unusual. There's silence for a few moments, just enough for you to pause mid-bite and think, "Hey, is that right?" Something nags at the back of your mind. Before you can give shape to the thought, you hear the toilet being flushed. Then it slowly dawns on you: "Wait, a minute. Everyone who is toilet trained is actually sitting at this table!" Look at husband who is having the same thought as he rushes to the bathroom to see your son innocently looking up and saying, "I need to wash my hands." So what went down the toilet? Only the Shadow knows.