Quote of the day:
Some folks aren't crazy that we've featured Queer As Folk in a mailing. I heard one customer once wrote in "There are more Christians than pagans and perverts in the world and there always will be."

More proof that I've picked a guy who's just like dear old Dad:
A: "I was psyched because there were only four people in the class last night. All those people stupid people I don't like didn't show up."
Me: "You've had one class and there are already people you don't like?"
A: "Hell, yes!"