The Quotable Adam
Things uttered by Adam this morning in the pre-7 a.m. hours:
On his puffy eye: "I'm going to need a glass eye. What color would you like?"
With the talking hand motion: "Your problem? Too much talky-talk."
On the White Rabbit: "I'm late. I'm late. That's who I am today, the Hurried Rabbit. Or is it Harried Rabbit? Oh, that's much better."
On my evil plot to take over the Partner's Club and subject everyone to mandatory seminars on the English language and its many fine uses: "Yeah! You can be the club's grammar bitch!"
On his puffy eye: "I'm going to need a glass eye. What color would you like?"
With the talking hand motion: "Your problem? Too much talky-talk."
On the White Rabbit: "I'm late. I'm late. That's who I am today, the Hurried Rabbit. Or is it Harried Rabbit? Oh, that's much better."
On my evil plot to take over the Partner's Club and subject everyone to mandatory seminars on the English language and its many fine uses: "Yeah! You can be the club's grammar bitch!"
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