An Objective Mother

Before the Doodlebug was born, I promised myself that I wouldn't be one of those mothers who says, "I know everyone says this about their child, but really my child is just the cutest thing out there." I was going to be this totally cool objective mother who said things like, "Well, my baby is beautiful to me." But then reality set in. Because the fact is, I do have the cutest baby ever. What's an objective mom to do?