Red Sox Are From Mars, Yankees Are From Venus

Doodles: Are the Red Sox playing the 'ankees today?
Me: I don't think so. I think they're playing the Blue Jays, but I'm not sure. Do you want me to call Daddy and find out?
Doodles: Yes.
I pick up the phone and dial.
Doodles: Are you calling the Red Sox?
Me: No, I'm calling Daddy.
Doodles: Oh. The 'ankees are nice aliens.
Me: They're what?
Doodles: The 'ankees are nice aliens.
Me: How do you know that?
Doodles: I just do.