From the Good Parenting Department

It's Sunday. Pie wants to take a morning nap. Pie is not allowed to take a morning nap. Pie is only allowed one nap a day. Pie is cranky and fussy and generally unpleasant to be around. Mom and Dad are at wits end. But Mom and Dad can't give in.

What to do?

We found the perfect stay-awake solution: chocolate milk. Nothing like sugar and a touch of caffeine to keep a kid happy and wired.

We'll await the call to accept our Parents of the Year award.