The Grinch Who Stole Hanukkah

While I'm not exactly trying to keep up with the Joneses, I have to say our poor little undecorated house is looking a little sad out here in suburbia land, with nary a decoration up for the holidays. I want our house to look cheery and welcoming and fun! So I'm ordering few decorations for us to put up. But what I don't understand is why Adam wants to be such a killjoy! I mean, is there really anything that wrong with an eight-foot inflatable lawn menorah? If that doesn't say, "Classy Jews!" then I don't know what does! Thank goodness I didn't show him the four-and-a-half foot light-up menorah. What he hasn't seen, he can't veto!