Do You Know Who Likes Applesauce?

Yeah, I don't either. Because it's certainly not Doodles. He doesn't like applesauce or cereal or carrots or sweet potatoes. The only way to get him to open his mouth even a smidgen is for me to jump around like an idiot until he cracks a grin, and then Adam shoves the food in. All Doodles really likes is the boob. I think this kid is ready for college.