Family Planning

Doodles: When I grow up I'm going to have kids.
Adam: How many kids are you going to have?
Doodles: Five.
Adam: What are their names going to be?
Doodles: The first one is going to be Bessie Brown because that's Peter's Mommy's name. The second one is named Nathan Brown because that Peter's Daddy's name.
Adam: What are the other names?
Doodles: The third one is named Hair. Hair is a very large girl baby.
Adam: And what about the others?
Doodles: The other babies are named Eyeball and Eyebrow.
Adam: Are they twins?
Doodles: Yes, Hair and Eyeball and Eyebrow are twins.