Guess It'll Be a Gift Card This Year

Conversation from last week:

Me: Do you want to get Daddy something for Father's Day?
Doodles: I know what to get him!
Me: Are you going to make him a card?
Doodles: No, we should get him something.
Me: What?
Doodles: A baby!
Me: What do you mean?
Doodles: We should have another baby!
Me: Where would this baby come from?
Doodles: Your belly.
Me: By Sunday?
Doodles: Sure!
Me: I'm not having another baby. And even if I were, it wouldn't get here by Sunday.
Doodles: Just try, Mom.