Good Gracious!

I’m only 59% snob! At least according to PBS’s snob quiz. It tells me I’m "a long way off joining the ranks of the blini-nibbling, bubbly-sipping, double-barreled brigade but then [I’m] no champion of the proletariat either." It ends by telling me "the middle class beckons." Sigh. Give me a chance (and a big fat income)! I could learn to be a snob!