My Dad and Mr. Gruff

I'm afraid I can no longer speak to my father. At least, that's what this Web site tells me: "If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." Well, at least he's not like poor Habu. (Ohmygod, they said asswaged! Hee hee.) Bet you can learn all new things from the Creation Scientist! (Where do fossils come from? "Fossils are the remains of the wicked men and animals that perished 4,000 years ago in the Flood!")

Note, I do respect all religions and would never mock anyone's beliefs. But this site... well, come on! Could you resist?