Proof That Adam Really Is a Novice...

After Doodles opens up his gift, a new plane, and wants to play with it immediately.

Me to Adam: Do you want to assemble it or should I do it?
Adam: What are you talking about? It comes assembled.
Me: So should I assemble it?
Adam: It's pretty much one one piece. See? [Opens lid. Sits back.] Oh shit.
Me: So?
Adam: I'll assemble it.
[Twenty minutes later]
Me: Do you need help in there?
Adam: I got it!

Yeah. He does.